http://talkogrande.com IN LOUD BOOMING VOICES Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:41:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Talko Grande is a podcast created by three creative, funny fellows from Denver, Colorado. These guys are called Kurt, Matt, and Jeff, for these are their names. The podcast is the center of our entertainment blitz, supplemented by the blog on this site, talkogrande.com, our FaceBook page and Twitter feed. Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich jeffjag@talkogrande.com jeffjag@talkogrande.com (Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich) 2009 IN LOUD BOOMING VOICES talko, grande, matt baca, jeff jagunich, kurt cole, rant, discussion, topics, digress http://talkogrande.com/talko_grande.jpg http://talkogrande.com http://talkogrande.com/archives/391 http://talkogrande.com/archives/391#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:28:31 +0000 kurt_cole http://talkogrande.com/?p=391 http://talkogrande.com/archives/391/feed 0 Kurt and Jeff talk about reaching the full potential that animals have to offer.  Some of Kurt's improvements on modern animals: - The baby has nothing to do with this podcast. - So, Kurt and Jeff talk about reaching the full potential that animals have to offer.  Some of Kurt's improvements on modern animals: The baby has nothing to do with this podcast. So, the dolphin's fluke pushes the arm up and down, and the cog turns the wheel 'round and 'round.  The flippers have some bike-brake style turning controls. So Jeff's dolphin wheelchair harnesses the power of the dolphin's natural swimming ability to drive itself.  The water can circulate through the tubes to create power for a turbine-driven wheel propulsion system. Jeff thinks gators are too low to the ground.  How to get them up higher?  Gator legs.  Long, sexy, gator legs.  With a security camera for security, I think.  Maybe so you can control it like a predator drone. So, we didn't get a picture of an otter who could break a shark open on it's belly with a Pikachu themed bionic suit, but we did find an otter with a beer. Otters could fly these! Otters could totally break open a shark if they had one of these! This is what Kurt was actually talking about, though. Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 35:03 http://talkogrande.com/archives/369 http://talkogrande.com/archives/369#comments Sat, 29 May 2010 01:27:36 +0000 kurt_cole http://talkogrande.com/?p=369 http://talkogrande.com/archives/369/feed 0 If you wanted a bit more "Would You Rather", we recorded more, and here it is, continued with Matt, Jeff, and Kurt.  I smurfed some visual aids that go along with the show.  Scott Aukerman, you can still suck it, even though your show is pretty cool. - If you wanted a bit more "Would You Rather", we recorded more, and here it is, continued with Matt, Jeff, and Kurt.  I smurfed some visual aids that go along with the show.  Scott Aukerman, you can still suck it, even though your show is pretty cool. Karate Kid- \"Put him in a body bag!\" Sho Nuff- Kiss my CONVERSE! Oh, I see you've played knifey spoony before... Knifey-spoony, with terrible picture... I still love half baked, even though I've never been a pothead. Fuck you... you're cool. Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 49:17 http://talkogrande.com/archives/345 http://talkogrande.com/archives/345#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:42:04 +0000 kurt_cole http://talkogrande.com/?p=345 http://talkogrande.com/archives/345/feed 0 Suck it, Scott Aukerman!  Jeff and Matt are back!  We play "Would You Rather" as it was meant to be done.  Long enough to be in two parts again.  Here's some links for better understanding the content. - http://www.youtube.com/watch? Suck it, Scott Aukerman!  Jeff and Matt are back!  We play "Would You Rather" as it was meant to be done.  Long enough to be in two parts again.  Here's some links for better understanding the content. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE From about 3:50 into the above video to 4:30, the strippers Matt talks about are featured. Megan Fox's toethumbs: Be here. Be you. Do what you would do in this situation. Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 1:12:27 http://talkogrande.com/archives/335 http://talkogrande.com/archives/335#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:18:38 +0000 JeffJag http://talkogrande.com/?p=335 http://talkogrande.com/archives/335/feed 0 ... and the thrilling conclusion! ... and the thrilling conclusion! Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 1:02:49 http://talkogrande.com/archives/315 http://talkogrande.com/archives/315#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:05:37 +0000 kurt_cole http://talkogrande.com/?p=315 http://talkogrande.com/archives/315/feed 0 Jamie California traveling story hitchhiking As a place holder while Matt and Jeff were less available, Kurt thought he would get his friend Jamie to record his California tales- misadventures in trying to leave it all behind! Jamie is an elusive and rare bird from the forest canopy of Aurora wh... As a place holder while Matt and Jeff were less available, Kurt thought he would get his friend Jamie to record his California tales- misadventures in trying to leave it all behind! Jamie is an elusive and rare bird from the forest canopy of Aurora who has lighted on a branch in Capitol Hill. We can admire him for now, but he could be off to see the world at any moment! Jamie and Kurt discuss our love of women, our shyness, my shoe problems, and we appreciate the humor in failing our most intrepid puncturings of our local bubble. Ladies, he IS available. -K Jamie Sings 3 French Songs looking very dapper... Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 39:05 http://talkogrande.com/archives/310 http://talkogrande.com/archives/310#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:41:54 +0000 JeffJag http://talkogrande.com/?p=310 http://talkogrande.com/archives/310/feed 0 Jeff and Kurt only,Not ad-libs,not mad ones either,Talko-libs Welcome back to the talko. We've encountered some scheduling problems and technical difficulties already this year, so we're off to a slow start. - We recorded an episode with long-time fan and sibling of the show, Marianne. To our sadness and dismay, Welcome back to the talko. We've encountered some scheduling problems and technical difficulties already this year, so we're off to a slow start. We recorded an episode with long-time fan and sibling of the show, Marianne. To our sadness and dismay, this episode was lost into the ether due to a technical error. We apologize to her and our fans for not only losing the show but for being behind on recording new ones. This week's show, the first episode of season two is short. Kurt and Jeff are the only ones on the recording. Ideally, this won't happen again. The plan was to record one half with Kurt and Jeff, and the second half with Kurt and Matt, and append them together as a whole show. We might end up using this format some time in the future if scheduling continues to be difficult, but this show is lacking our great friend Matt, and it suffers the loss of his signature wit. Please enjoy what we consider to be a placeholder show and look forward to our triumphant return to greatness next time. Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 26:43 http://talkogrande.com/archives/280 http://talkogrande.com/archives/280#comments Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:59:06 +0000 JeffJag http://talkogrande.com/?p=280 http://talkogrande.com/archives/280/feed 0 http://talkogrande.com/archives/272 http://talkogrande.com/archives/272#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:00:13 +0000 JeffJag http://talkogrande.com/?p=272 http://talkogrande.com/archives/272/feed 0 Boob Jobs,Bottles in asses,Bukkakke,Fake Tits,horribly shocking porn,Jacob The Jew,Mead,Old People,Poop,porn,Pornography,Scat After the much needed refractory period Talko Grande has worked up another nut and has it fixed and aimed on your faces! Brace yourselves for yet another audio facial with part two of Talko Grande's exploration of bad pornography! After the much needed refractory period Talko Grande has worked up another nut and has it fixed and aimed on your faces! Brace yourselves for yet another audio facial with part two of Talko Grande's exploration of bad pornography! Special Talko guest Jacob the Jew remains in the Blew Room for the thrilling conclusion to this rousing and arousing discussion! In loud booming voices, The Talko Bunch Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes 50:44 http://talkogrande.com/archives/255 http://talkogrande.com/archives/255#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:50:59 +0000 Matt http://talkogrande.com/?p=255 http://talkogrande.com/archives/255/feed 0 Boob Jobs,Bukkakke,Fake Celebrity Nudes,Fake Tits,home-made underwear needs elastic,Jacob The Jew,Mead,Michael Jackson's Nose,Old People,Overly contrived porn scenarios,Poop,Pornography Where do we begin...porn, we've all seen it, we've all loved it, and we've all hated it! - Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart once said of porn, "I know it when I see it." - Undoubtedly he knew it when he saw it because he had his dong in his hand... Where do we begin...porn, we've all seen it, we've all loved it, and we've all hated it! Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart once said of porn, "I know it when I see it." Undoubtedly he knew it when he saw it because he had his dong in his hand the minute he realized what he was seeing. That being said there are always a few things that can derail the sexy time. During this episode the Talko boys and special guest Jacob the Jew the top things you can do to ruin a good porn! Get cozy, get lubed up, and get ready to just relax and take the new Talko Grande balls deep. Don't worry baby, we'll be gentle... In loud booming voices, The Talko Gang Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes http://talkogrande.com/archives/261 http://talkogrande.com/archives/261#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:46:31 +0000 Matt http://talkogrande.com/?p=261 http://talkogrande.com/archives/261/feed 0 Chinese girls,huge crowds,secrete spooge This porn show was so thick and veiny that we had trouble fitting it all in. That being said, here are some general notes and guides on what to do, and what not to do if you find yourself on a crowded Chinese bus. - In loud booming voices, This porn show was so thick and veiny that we had trouble fitting it all in. That being said, here are some general notes and guides on what to do, and what not to do if you find yourself on a crowded Chinese bus. In loud booming voices, The Talko Staff Kurt Cole-Matt Baca-Jeff Jagunich yes