Archive for April, 2010

Suck it, Scott Aukerman!  Jeff and Matt are back!  We play “Would You Rather” as it was meant to be done.  Long enough to be in two parts again.  Here’s some links for better understanding the content.

Maudite beer label

This powerful Canadian beer references a satanic canoe ride!

The Strippers Matt was talking about

The strippers Matt talks about.

From about 3:50 into the above video to 4:30, the strippers Matt talks about are featured.

Too much fake tan on these strippers!

Too much fake tan on these strippers!

Norman Rockwell

Norman Rockwell plus......Lisa Frank equals...

Thomas Kinkade

...Thomas Kinkade! The "painter of light".

Megan Fox’s toethumbs:

Thumbtacks are no match for these things!

Boris Vallejo

Boris Vallejo painting is similar to...

... a Roger Dean painting

... a Roger Dean painting

Be here. Be you. Do what you would do in this situation.

… and the thrilling conclusion!

As a place holder while Matt and Jeff were less available, Kurt thought he would get his friend Jamie to record his California tales- misadventures in trying to leave it all behind! Jamie is an elusive and rare bird from the forest canopy of Aurora who has lighted on a branch in Capitol Hill. We can admire him for now, but he could be off to see the world at any moment! Jamie and Kurt discuss our love of women, our shyness, my shoe problems, and we appreciate the humor in failing our most intrepid puncturings of our local bubble. Ladies, he IS available. -K

Shoe mixup.

Two similar shoes on my feet.

A look that Jamie reproduces for us...

A look that Jamie reproduces for us.

Jamie's bare chest.

What a man's chest SHOULD look like...

Jamie Sings 3 French Songs looking very dapper…