Kurt and Jeff talk about reaching the full potential that animals have to offer. Some of Kurt’s improvements on modern animals:
High falutin' chipmunk!
Ready for a night on the town.
Kurt's failed idea for harnessing the power of flight.
2 Cat Gyrocopters, a Bunny Jetpack, and a Baby
The baby has nothing to do with this podcast.
Some More Cat Gyrocopters...
Close Encounter!
Even goats need to get around.
For use in aquatic shows?
So, the dolphin’s fluke pushes the arm up and down, and the cog turns the wheel ’round and ’round. The flippers have some bike-brake style turning controls.
This dirty hippie is going places with his gorilla mommy!
So your dog can keep it's face from being punched while it defends itself.
Jeff's Dolphin Wheelchair and Gator Legs
So Jeff’s dolphin wheelchair harnesses the power of the dolphin’s natural swimming ability to drive itself. The water can circulate through the tubes to create power for a turbine-driven wheel propulsion system.
Jeff thinks gators are too low to the ground. How to get them up higher? Gator legs. Long, sexy, gator legs. With a security camera for security, I think. Maybe so you can control it like a predator drone.
So, we didn’t get a picture of an otter who could break a shark open on it’s belly with a Pikachu themed bionic suit, but we did find an otter with a beer.
Otter with a Beer
Predator drone
Otters could fly these!
Get that nerd outa there and put an otter in it!
Otters could totally break open a shark if they had one of these!
Power assist legs
This is what Kurt was actually talking about, though.
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